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As I wait for my one hundred twenty projects long solution to load I pray the Lord for my soul to keep.
As I dream of complex code, loops, functions and classes, patterns and database I reach for Hermes the god Alchemist and inventors in my hour of need.
I no longer can reach the dream of perfect machinery
I no longer can feel the systems beat
It is one long chain of stack overflow, exceptions and performance pits
No tests to speak of, not builds to rely on
Just one long, long evening of darkness and despair of enterprise code ready to be released
It is time for me to step down, to reach my bottommost level and open my snail farm on a far away island
Is it is not that the future that awaits us all?
Hermes doesn't respond
My soul is mine to keep
The solution is loaded , all one hundred and twenty projects long
The code is green and blue and yellow and red
I start pounding my keyboard
I start building my code
It takes a moment for the grid to pop up
For the exception to raise I fix the problem
Release my code I go home happy, ready for tomorrow to do it all again.
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